justjennii

Tanter på bussen:
"Åh fy vilken krånglig kurva"
"Ja, tänk när man kommer här på vintern när det är halt och får sladd"
"Usch, vad hemskt! Dom borde ha raka kurvor istället så det inte blir olyckor"
"ja, recis så tycker jag med. Det är ju farligt med kurviga kurvor."


Okej, min fråga är; Hur fan gör man en kurva rak?:P
En kurva är ju kurvig inte rak?!
Haha, höll på att skratta ihjäl mig när dessa tanter snacka:P

Titta på mig, jag är bäst för jag kan låta med min motorcykel och dansa runt min strippstång;)
Vill du följa med på en åktur? :P

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Ajjemän, den är stor och rosa med blåa stjärnor på:)
Inget kan slå den förutom en pontus-snopp efter en dans med min stång ;)
Härligt att du vill med och känna på denna underbara känsla :)
Vem kan låta mest?
Det är du eller jag som vinner :)

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Hehe jo klart de e ;)
puss på LUDDET I NAVELN hålfoten sitter på plats :)
åkerslog har inga fina kanter

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Ja har faktiskt inte sett din sko:(
vart har du skaffat huset?
För jag kanske inte kan cykla imorn vem vet vart skåpet ska stå?
Knullat har nån gjort här
vart har du såret under benet på onsdag

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C-I-A-R-A
Come on

Pull up your pants (Just like him)
Take out the trash (Just like him)
Getting your cash like him, fast like him
Girl, you wanna act like he did

I'm talking 'bout
Security codes on everything
On vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint account)
And another one he don't know about

Wish we could switch up the roles and I could be that
Tell you I love you, but when you call, I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me, like, "Where you be at?"
'Cause I'm out four in the morning
On the corner rolling, doing my own thing

What if I had a thing on the side, made you cry
Would the rules change up or would they still apply
If I played you like a toy?
Sometimes, I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!

Girl go ahead and be (Just like him)
Go run the streets (Just like him)
Go home missin sleep like 'em, creep like 'em
Front with you friends, act hard when you with them like him

Keep a straight face when you tell a lie
Always keep an airtight alibi
(Keep it hid in the dark)
What he don't know won't break his heart

Wish we could switch up the roles, and I could be that
Tell you I love you, but when you call, I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me, like where you be at
'Cause I'm out, four in the morning on the corner rolling doing my own thing

What if I had a thing on the side (What if I)
Made you cry (Made you cry)
Would the rules change up or would they still apply
If I played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that! (Boy)
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that! (Uh)

(Would you like that?)
If I was always gone (Uh)
Hit the sun getting home (Would you like that?)
I told you I was with my crew when I knew it wasn't true
(Would you like that?)
If I act like you
Walked a mile off in your shoes (Would you like that?)
Messing with you head again
Dose of your own medicine

What if I had a thing on the side (What if I)
Made you cry (Made you cry)
Would the rules change up or would they still apply
If I played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that!
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that! (Uh)
Can't be getting mad, what you mad? can't handle that! (Uh)

R-A, come on!
Here's the clutch

If I played you, would you like that?
had friends, would you like that?
Never call, would you like that?
Hell nah, you wouldn't like that, no

Oh-ow
(What you mad? can't handle that!)
What if I? made you cry
(What you mad? can't handle that!)
Would they still apply?

What if I? If I, played you like a toy
Sometimes I wish I did act like a boy

Can't handle that